1) Your gift registry contained a George Foreman Grill and/or a bread machine.
2) Your wedding bands are made of yellow gold.
3) Your wedding video is on a VHS tape.
4) The department store at which you registered has either gone out of business or has been purchased by a Larger Department Store.
5) That stupid Prince song was played at your reception.
6) Your "save the date" communications consisted of getting the old people to call around and inform the other guests.
7) The upper part of your wedding dress looked like a wife beater shirt.
8) "Destination Weddings" were only performed in Vegas. Your venue choices were Church A, Church B, and Church C, all within a 25-mile radius.
9) You only accessed weddingchannel.com or theknot.com at work because your dial-up connection at home was too slow.
10) Your bouquet and those of the bridesmaids were fastened with a plastic nosegay!
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