Preggo Office Gurls

OK, so I had to work all weekend and I have been up until 2 AM at least twice (I've lost count) in the last two weeks WORKING. I needed a break so I wrote this song. There are a lot of pregnant women and new moms on maternity leave here in the office, so I was inspired to do a parody. Here goes!

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"Preggo Office Gurls"
(sing to "California Gurls" by Katy Perry - Snoop Dogg version)

greetings, pregnant ones!
let's take a journey.

i know a place where all my peeps are at the OB
dark, empty cubes - there must be something in the water
they sip ginger ale as they walk around the building
(they're back)
we all break the bank having all these baby showers
(for them)

you can go to the bathroom
but somebody will be in there throwing up
and if you don't look out
soon you'll be throwing up too

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

preggo office gurls they're unforgettable
maternity jeans, big bellies on top
watch out, if they're starved they'll eat your popsicle

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

preggo office gurls they're undeniable
EPT, they've got it on lock
if you're preggers, represent, now put your hands up

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

sex with your spouse?
you'd better take every precaution
don't freak in your jeep
you best be keeping all your clothes on

you can go to the bathroom
but somebody will be in there throwing up
and if you don't look out
soon you'll be throwing up too

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

preggo office gurls they're unforgettable
maternity jeans, big bellies on top
watch out, if they're starved they'll eat your popsicle

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

preggo office gurls they're undeniable
EPT, they've got it on lock
if you're preggers, represent, now put your hands up

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

---rap sequence--

9 long months, you bet she's ready
call the doctor cause she's getting heavy
pickles, ice cream, corned beef on toast
these are the gurls who eat the most
you must be having two, you sure it's just one?
stupid comments aren't much fun
she's gonna freak
with a sonogram she can take a peek
at the boy or girl
if i get pregnant i'm gonna hurl
hospital, home birth or in the car,
labor doesn't care where you are!
office gurls hanging out
their preggo bellies hanging out
sprite and ginger ale but no martinis
only fully cooked oscar meyer weenies
hey knocked up ladies
(yeah)
are you having a baby?
(uh huh)
i'm staying away from you
or i just might end up pregnant too!

preggo office gurls they're unforgettable
maternity jeans, big bellies on top
watch out, if they're starved they'll eat your popsicle

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

preggo office gurls they're undeniable
EPT, they've got it on lock
if you're preggers, represent, now put your hands up

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh