Football is Dumb

It's Super Bowl Sunday and I'm looking forward to seeing friends at a party, but I couldn't care less about the actual game. I think something is wrong with my brain. Everyone else seems to like football, but I just don't understand what the big deal is. In fact, I couldn't care less about watching sports in general, with the one exception of watching my kids' games, because then it becomes something personal. Otherwise, I don't see how a bunch of guys throwing a ball around and jumping on each other should be a relevant part of my life. Have I mentioned that I hate beer, wine, champagne, and butter? Something is definitely wrong with me :)