Farmers' Tan From Hell

Today I watched the girls play soccer, which was fun, of course! What wasn't so much fun was getting the worst farmers' tan ever! I got Nicole's soccer picture back and sat with it on my lap during the entire game. Now I have an enormous white square on my thighs from where my legs were covered by the picture, nicely accentuated by burnt skin around the edges. My knees also got fried. It doesn't hurt but it sure does look interesting....